I am starting my poetry commissions today here are the details

all payment in advance

Email me at ladymage@hotmail.com with information on what you want the poem to be about
no poetry that could be seen as an insult to any race, religion, sexuality or nonfamous person (I am not doing it to be pc but I am going to be running a business here so some rules apply)

I can insult famous people however so go ahead with those

Be sure to tell me about someone you want me to write about (like if you want a poem about your mother, tell me about her, likes, dislikes, looks, that sort of thing)

for now I only take paypal but that will change

specifiy if you want the poem sent as an attachment only or sent to you via snail mail

I can not do fancy papers at the moment, but again that might change

do NOT steal my poetry, give me credit ok folks?

if you want snail mail, make sure you give either a po box or address I can send it too, and no I won't charge shipping, its a piece of paper for goodness sake!

I will send an attachment of the poem to you first via email so you can verfiy if this is the poem you want, this is for you, might as well make it want you want right

Max length of any poem will be one page in microsoft word, I can't rewrite the illiad for you now can I?

Price list:

Haiku: 1 dollar (a haiku is 5 beats, 7 beats, 5 beats)

ex: a little cat runs
cute fluffy and charmingly
my sweet little pet

a greeting card poem (about ten lines max, give or take a few lines) 2 dollars

a short poem (up to half a microsoft word page) 5 dollars

a long poem (up to a page long) 10 dollars

my paypal is at cubbi@cubbi.org

I will email you the paypal link as well, this way you don't have to hunt for it, also the paypal is really my husband's so yell at him if there is a problem, his email is on his website at cubbi.com

thats it, also I am willing to haggle to a point, and most of these guide lines are not set in stone (the what a haiku is though, cause that rule was made a few thousand years ago in japan, sorry)